*I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys comes on*
Me:
pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-
me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh
people are gay, steven
don’t be a transphobe, chad
harold, they’re lesbians
i’m not jealous, flavio. im gay
me in real life: we need to conserve and keep our planet alive, corporations must stop destroying the environment
me playing any game where i harvest resources:
jehovahswheatness